Crooked House

A country life in France

Crooked Home

There was a crooked man,
and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

My Française is not good and I am not at all sure if the proper translation that I needed here is tordue or tortueuse. Either way, it is no matter of importance so do not bother with emails of pedantry, please. It is simply a bit of fun.